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Losers - Zoe and the Suckcast

Fri, 20 Aug 2010 02:55:00 GMT

Today we discuss Dan's birthday, the weekend of moving and photoshoots, and the movie The Losers with Zoe Saldana and Jeffery Dean Morgan and some other dudes.

Remember to pre-order your copy of Ninjas Vs Zombies NOW! Only 5 more days till the big release.

Bounty Hunter double date

Tue, 17 Aug 2010 02:49:00 GMT

Today we have some very special guests, so we discuss The Bounty Hunter, with Gerard Butler and Jennifer Aniston. We also get to find out what's up with Dan, more info on Cory's secrets and some great things you can't unsee.

Chloe - why doesn't she suck!?!

Mon, 9 Aug 2010 13:31:00 GMT

Today we discuss a little art-house gem - Chloe, with Liam Neeson, JulieHOT Moore and Amanda Seyfried - yummy, yummy. We also discuss Dan's new life as an uncle, Kaleo's shark cap, and the usual random crap. Listen in for the intros to our special segments - mail, things you can't unsee, and suck of the week. And we weren't even drunk this time!

Post vacation Inception - or maybe we didn't go on vacation?

Tue, 3 Aug 2010 03:11:00 GMT

Today we think we talk about the new Christopher Nolan movie "Inception". We also discuss where we've been the last few weeks, and divulge some of the secrets we've been keeping, but not all of them. There's also some new "things you can't unsee" videos and some discussion with special guest, miss Carla.

Suck in Revolt

Fri, 9 Jul 2010 02:58:00 GMT

Today we discuss, Michael Cera as Michael Cera in Youth in Revolt, have some special guests, and sex games.

She's sucking my league

Fri, 2 Jul 2010 03:21:00 GMT

Today we discuss lots of secrets, and the movie She's out of my League. Welcome to summer everybody!

Book of Eli

Fri, 25 Jun 2010 02:27:00 GMT

Today we discuss the Book of Eli movie, where we've been for two weeks, why Man Guy has a cane, Father's Day and other randomness.

Suckast in Aliceland

Fri, 11 Jun 2010 23:24:00 GMT

Today we discuss the latest Tim Burton/Johnny Depp/Helena Bonham Carter artistic masterpiece, Alice in Wonderland. We also talk about how gay Dan is, even though he pretends not to be, and how funny he isn't. There's some other really cool stuff we discuss, you'll just have to listen for the surprises, like Dan did.

Don't forget to pre-order your own personal copy of Ninjas vs Zombies. Available now wherever things are sold. Seriously, if you can buy stuff there, you can probably get the movie - it's THAT good.

Legion

Thu, 3 Jun 2010 02:59:00 GMT

Today we discuss the Legion movie, some really good news regarding our sponsors and other fun tidbits from the week.

Iron man and the biggest news ever

Fri, 28 May 2010 01:34:00 GMT

Today we discuss Iron Man 2, and drop a bomb on y'all. You have to listen to this episode.

Suckcast on Elm Street

Fri, 7 May 2010 02:00:00 GMT

Today we discuss the new 2010 Nightmeh on Elm Street. Please welcome Don Knotts, Jimmy Stewart, and James Cagny to the show! We also find out who's the real humanitarian in the group, who makes the ultimate lime tortilla chip.

Ninjasvsvampires.com

How to suck your dragon

Fri, 30 Apr 2010 19:56:00 GMT

Today we grow up and review another kids movie! We also discuss Herman's Hero Penis win, Man Guy's latest film endeavor desires, and how incredibly boring we are. Enjoy!

Suckass the movie

Fri, 23 Apr 2010 13:08:00 GMT

Happy Avatar release day everyone! Today we discuss the new Kickass movie, Herman's training experiences, and some websites you don't want to go to. No really - don't.

Sean of the Dead and Fi3

Thu, 25 Mar 2010 17:59:00 GMT

Today, we have a special guest joining us all the way from England! Please welcome Fi3fi3, our contect contect winner! She chose "Sean of the Dead" as the movie to review with us. On top of that, we have new gear, more details about the Trimoncrocretopsien, some new crazy websites to visit, more on Herman's Ninja Warrior progress, and a homemade fleshlight. All in all good times. Check out Fi3's podcast at:

eccentricast.podbean.com

The suck locker

Wed, 17 Mar 2010 14:27:00 GMT

Today we discuss the Razzies, the Oscars and start to evaluate some of the nominations. We also take some time out for Storytime with Man Guy, although it's not a new segment.

We still haven't watched the Guyver...

Zombie Strippers...

Fri, 5 Mar 2010 13:56:00 GMT

Today we discuss Haiti, why we are DEFINITELY going to Hell, ping pong balls, and our favorite stereotyped Mexican character ever. Zombie Strippers is our film review for this week. If you don't want to go to Hell with us, don't listen to this episode. You've been warned.

HOLMES!!!

Thu, 25 Feb 2010 14:42:00 GMT

Today we discuss the latest Robert Downy Jr. franchise, Sherlock Holmes. We get to see some awesome gifs, talk about Herman's new bicycle and how he got it home, define a new sex act, and discuss juicin'. Welcome to the fashion cast, where we discuss casual work attire, frayed jeans as a statement, and when it's ok to show up in just ass-less chaps and a smile. We find out why Herman is a lion, and get FB official.

Best of show - suckcast style

Wed, 17 Feb 2010 15:31:00 GMT

Today we discuss Man Guy's holiday and wreck, Herman's buddies $100 vacation steaks, his lack of attention to detail, and Sesame Street. Herman's cooking in his pants, elephant garlic, Man Guy's balls, Herman's urinary habits, a bearded Brawny spoof, steak and a blow job day, and being in a jeep motherfucker in a motherfuckin' jeep!

BTW, CATCH UP MASCOT!!

Album Art to follow - maybe.

Avatar - 'nuf said

Tue, 9 Feb 2010 04:38:00 GMT

Today we discuss Avatar. We also get into Man Guy's Plane crash, Herman's knowledge of math, the holidays around the suckcast family, how to make a gay playing card, and Herman's true feelings for Olivia Munn. We also get to meet Herman's new girlfriend, and we get serious about horrible restaurant experiences. So bad we can't use the real name! Oh yeah - and we learn what it really means when Herman says he can help you out.

Conan the holiday special

Sat, 23 Jan 2010 22:29:00 GMT

Today we discuss Conan the barbarian. Herman made us watch it. Listen in to hear Man Guy's best prank ever, find out what's up in Herman's love life, and all the shenanigans Herman's into now. He's got to keep on movin'.

Ninja Ass Ass In

Wed, 30 Dec 2009 14:16:00 GMT

Today we discuss Ninja Assassin, the two parts of Jesus, The Guyver, and hating weakness. In all things. But mostly in ourselves. And kittens.

Congratulations to the contest contest winner! We'll get your prizes shipped out at some point. We also answer some listener questions, discuss Real Sex, why Connor doesn't wear pants, and have a very special announcement. So listen closely and don't suck.

GOBBLE GOBBLE!!

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 13:31:00 GMT

Happy Thanksgiving! Thanks for being our listener! Today we discuss how Herman tries to pick up chicks, how Man Guy is like Alf but hairier, Herman's date with a call girl, what Michael Keaton has been up to lately, and Man Guy's OJ problem.

Order your special cookbook you've heard us talk about:

www.bcasfriends.org/store

4th kinda

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 15:03:00 GMT

As usual we have no album art because Herman is lazy. Anyway, today we talk about our mini vacations, actually getting a chance to see a movie together for once, and why Herman needs to throw out his fuckberry and get a real phone. We get to hear about Herman's new girlfriend, the difference between an ookie cookie party and a circle jerk, and the best autoplay commercial to be on a porn site. Ba-low me sandwiches (Herman never actually gets what Man Guy and Producer Cory are trying say - hilarious!), rainbow parties, and our favorite Disney characters to fuck round out today's topics. Oh yeah, and we talk about 4th kind and not being able to sleep again - ever.

Paranormal CONTEST, CONTEST, CONTEST!!!!

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 00:57:00 GMT

Today is the day we announce the newest suckcast CONTEST! Conveniently we're posting this on SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY!!!!!!!!!! We also talk about a whole bunch of other random stuff and review the latest 2007 release of Paranormal Activity and other films we're excited about. Enjoy the intro, Producer Cory made it just for Herman and Man Guy.

Zombieland strippers - suckcast on location

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 20:41:00 GMT

Today we come to you from a very special place and we have a very special guest. New equipment bugs were still being worked out, but we were able to learn some things about Herman and had a blast. We also discuss Zombieland and the Baltimore Comic-con.

Special thanks to Scores Baltimore for letting us hang, and to Vivian for being so cool.

Ringing Jennifers body

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 18:21:00 GMT

Today we discuss being all deady, why Man Guy only needs a 30 sec clip, reveal another ruined pornstar, lions killing midgets, Sucky from True Blood, and how hot Megan Fox is not. We also get to here about Herman's Summer & Savannah Jameson shot extravaganza, and find out why Man Guy REALLY goes to Pittsburgh. Herman also discusses what how he would stalk the beautiful Miss Grainger, and how awesome the Ring isn't.

Superman and Batman cartoon gayness

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 20:22:00 GMT

OK seriously? This film is one gigantic gay superhero joke. Good thing we have gems to discuss like having a batroom monitor, Sphintertine and KFA, Sad Guy's depressing fly story, Herman's escapades with waitresses and being his wingman, decomposition rates, chili pizzas and pancake tacos, and we get to experience together the scariest thing Herman has ever done.

9

Sat, 3 Oct 2009 21:03:00 GMT

Today we discuss 9, get to sample Man Guy's culinary delight known as chili, and find out why playing with your nipples isn't weird. We also talk a little about glitterification, nicknames, the Gang of 4 that is actually 3, diaphragms, and being bored enough to read the comments. Man Guy finally gives us our Gay Dolphin gifts.

Not Unborn while Herman's on vacation

Wed, 23 Sep 2009 01:10:00 GMT

While Herman's away Man Guy takes the reins. Today we discuss the movie that isn't Unborn and one more reason Hollywood is lame. We also discuss movies we're excited about, and get an update from Herman on how his vacation is going.

Inglorious Basterds and the green lantern cockring

Thu, 10 Sep 2009 19:20:00 GMT

Today we discuss the improper way to make garlic bread, girlie magazines, back to school specials, broken iphones, and being ADHD. We also sample strawberry shortkittens, define nipplefarts, and Herman's new underwear - not the Italian stuff.

District 9 and stereotypical stereotyping

Wed, 2 Sep 2009 17:48:00 GMT

Today we discuss District 9 - if you haven't heard of it then you're lame. We also give Herman 1 minute to defend anime, discuss the difference between nudists and exhibitionists, and you find out why Producer Cory isn't allowed to make margaritas before recording anymore. We also talk about truck stop ash tray nipples, Jason Vorhees, and Herman gives a dramatic reading.

GI Joe - Joeing it up

Mon, 24 Aug 2009 20:27:00 GMT

Today we define a new term for movies that suck. We also discuss the chicken suit surprise, fetishes, gambling problems, and what Herman calls girls that won't pay attention to him. 'Sup Stacey?

Harry Potter and the half gay prince

Thu, 13 Aug 2009 18:40:00 GMT

Man Guy is back!! So today we get to catch up on his week(s). We also discuss his special foam crown, how bitter Herman's own medicine is, what happens to your eyes if you look at a half-naked poster of Chuck Norris, professional miniature golf, bad breakups, piercings, making mundane foods romantic, bum fights, the Undertaker and his lacky, and Man Guy's flawed circular logic. Whew! Oh yeah, and the new Hairy Squatter movie. Get your popcorn ready - you're in for an action packed 2 hours of hilariousness!

Fast and Furious with Chilean sea bass

Fri, 7 Aug 2009 15:43:00 GMT

Man Guy is on vacation - Woohoo PARTAY!! So today we discuss the subtleties of fond vs rue, fresh vs dry, thyme travelling, Whisper the Winged Unicorn, NOS, NOS, and NOS. We also answer the age old question of which is the best breakfast cereal ever (according to Ski Wolf), and chasing subtitles.

Bruno, burgers and mice

Sat, 1 Aug 2009 22:03:00 GMT

Today we discuss the Bruno movie, Herman's newest burger conconction and animals. We really are a movie podcast, it's just not as much fun to only talk about movies, or really movies at all. We also respond to a hot female listeners question for our new love suck segment.

Iron Chef America, The King of Kong and other sucks of the week

Wed, 15 Jul 2009 17:57:00 GMT

Today we discuss Herman's epic search for a Galaga system, Man Guy sounds like a gay Droopy Dog, TMNT, the Master Thespian and vaginal candles. We also introduce our new segment "Lovesuckers", and give our take on the economy and housing. Herman for president, 2016!! Start the movement.

Public Enemies and the G-man superhero

Fri, 10 Jul 2009 18:30:00 GMT

Today we discuss Pubic Enemas, er, Public Enemies, pie, sexual harrasment, streaking, dachsunds and other bad jokes. Herman reveals his boring movie face and recipe for bacon marmalade, while Man Guy discusses the finer points of current cartoons, homemade chili and why he could be replaced by a desk. We also divulge our ganter names and take you step by step to robbing a bank. All in a little over an hour!

Transformers - Revenge of the Suckcast

Thu, 2 Jul 2009 13:36:00 GMT

Today we discuss Transformers. We don't have naked pics of Megan Fox, but we do have her autograph thanks to our voice over friend Daniel Ross - Thanks Kyle! We also discuss sucking popsicles, Optimus the murderer, slowsplosions and how Sean Connery could have improved this movie. Thanks expert special guests Daniel Ross and Steven King.

Penpals and Cleavage, er, Cloverfield

Wed, 1 Jul 2009 12:31:00 GMT

Today we try REALLY hard to stay on topic for once. Unfortunately making the dick sneeze on Jamie Lee Curtis, finding out what Tootsie Rolls are really made of and asking what would happen if another version of Man Guy walked in the room make that impossible. We also discuss what you can do if you have Time Vision and get to hear about Herman's celebrity high 5's.

Double whammy 2-4-1 Land of the UP!

Thu, 18 Jun 2009 05:03:00 GMT

Today we ask if Man Guy got lost from the theater to the studio, talk about REALLY random Herman dreams and which power ranger Man Guy thinks he should be, and we discuss the movies UP and Land of the Lost. Won't you join us as we run from Sleestacks, T-rex and talking dogs?

The Kurgan fades away

Wed, 10 Jun 2009 22:23:00 GMT

Here it is. The episode you've all been waiting for. Herman made us watch The Highlander. What more can we say. You need to hear this.

Suck Trek - rebooted

Fri, 22 May 2009 01:09:00 GMT

Today we discuss the rebooted Star Trek movie, what we've been doing for the last three weeks or so, enjoying an awesome meal and we actually have to try to get Herman to talk. Damn you pretty eyes for distracting him with your texts! Don't you know he's already ADHD?!?

The Haunting in Suckcasticut

Thu, 23 Apr 2009 14:14:00 GMT

Today we discuss the guy's experiences with hauntings, and why Herman thinks male ghosts don't mind him. We also get to hear Herman's dead-on James Earl Jones impression, find out why Man Guy thinks there isn't any plasma in the sun and endure a discussion of homonyms. Oh yeah, and how Shaggy would haunt Toys R Us.

Supersize the ultimate "burger" lie

Wed, 15 Apr 2009 17:59:00 GMT

Today Herman reveals his recipe for the ultimate burger, we discuss the intracacies of a forced snowball, how Herman is going to get maced in the supermarket, why it's a good idea to throw pizzas at a wall and other horrible jobs. During the second hour, we finally get to find out about The Man Guy's week, learn about the backwards bidet in the lamest town on the Chesapeake Bay, being a strict carnivore and our new PETP movement. Won't you please join us? NO MORE CELERY, NO MORE CELERY!!

Watchmen - Who Sucks the Suckcast?

Thu, 26 Mar 2009 16:54:00 GMT

Today we FINALLY discuss Watchmen. We also talk about getting sticky, English accents, religiosity and the Titanic, and the Quickening. A Scot named Ramirez? Really?

The Stupendous Suckcast - Part XII

Thu, 5 Mar 2009 14:52:00 GMT

Today we discuss our perfect podcast placement dude, why Herman would eat razorblades, what Jason would do on Ninja Warrior and Man Guy tries in vain to keep Herman focused on something for more than three - SHINY! Let's go ride bikes.

Any Suckcast you think we shoud revisit? Gives us your thoughts at suckcast@gmail.com

Were f*@%in' done professionally....

Sat, 21 Feb 2009 01:49:00 GMT

WELLLL, DA, DAH, DA, DAH, DAAAHHH!! What don't you understand? NO! NO! Don't shut me up! Lets DO IT AGAIN!! I dont need another minute, turn the mics on and lets GO AGAIN! I hope you enjoy this podcast, because its useless now...

The Review review - reviewing our review

Mon, 9 Feb 2009 13:18:00 GMT

Today we review . A snow penis, everything you never wanted to know about Thundercats, Herman's super-duper-hero hat and peeing in the movie theater. We also throw in some discussion of magicians, axe murderers, Don Notz, Looney Tunes and Gummi Bears, and we offer free foot rubs for e-mail (not actually unless you're the Lady J).

Tron Saki bombs

Thu, 5 Feb 2009 22:08:00 GMT

Today we discuss The Herman's new haircut. And his new haircut. Oh yeah, we also talk about his new haircut. Did we mention that The Herman got a new haircut? 'Cuz he did. We talk about some other things like classy 70s porn, not sleeping, Benjamin Button, cookies, Tron and pong, but all those things are trivial compared to The Herman's haircut.

New Years, Ralph Macchio Three Ninjas and Hilary Swank

Mon, 19 Jan 2009 22:56:00 GMT

Join us as we discuss our holiday celebrations, read some e-mails and discuss the theory of relativity and The Karate Kid movies, All My Single Ladies, beat the crap out of Daniel, have a Fallout 3 intervention (thanks Herman), and Howard the Duck, UH! Hopefully you can understand the segues, but we can't.

Christmas SPECTACULAR

Sun, 11 Jan 2009 23:04:00 GMT

We took some time off for the holidays, but now we're back! Today we discuss Christmas movies, Christmas plans, how to get arrested at 9 years old, and start rumors about the newest Happy Madison production, featuring the greatest actor who ever lived!

World of Suckcast

Fri, 19 Dec 2008 04:40:00 GMT

Today we catch the guys off guard and capture some candid conversations about growing up with a penis, sex in the pumpkin patch, being the drunk Flash, having super light switch powers and freaking people out with lizard powers. Don't miss the WOW intervention.

Suckcast Shameless Promotion #1 Rules

Fri, 21 Nov 2008 15:29:00 GMT

Suckcast Shameless Promotion #1 Rules

Email us at suckcast@gmail.com and that will give you one (1) entry into the contest
Join the mailing list at http://groups.google.com/group/suckcast for one (1) entry
Place an advertisement some place on the internet, email link for verification and you will receive five (5) entries
Give us a 5 star rating on itunes and receive ten (10) entries - email reviewer name for verification
If you get us on-air at a radio station you will receive twenty (20) entries into the competition â email audio recording for verification.
If someone emails us and lets us know they heard of us from you, then you will receive another twenty (20) entries

Prize

Pick 2 dvdâs out of a choice of 10

Original work of art from the suckcast signed by ManGuy and The Herman

Contest will start Nov 21, 2008 and run through November 28, 2008. Winner will be announced on December 5, 2008.

Our winner is Julie! Julie will receive two (2) dvds from our list. Thanks for the e-mail Julie, and thanks for listening. Unfortunately, the suckcast we announced your name on got corrupted, but enjoy your dvds anyway!

Wall-E 5 and the future of humanity

suckcast@gmail.com — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 15:24:00 GMT

Today we discuss robots. Not the cartoon, although we should've thought about that, but robot movies. And our thoughts on when skynet actually will take over. And prairie dogs as pets. And sad chickens. We also announce the Suckcast Shameless Promotion #1.

Back to the Futures, and other random ideas

Thu, 20 Nov 2008 04:35:00 GMT

Today we talk about the greatest trilogy, what it really should have been about, the most amazingly useful time machine ever and other random ideas that don't suck - until we run out of steam. What would it be like to be covered in dicks?

Fellowship - furries and little people

Sun, 9 Nov 2008 16:36:00 GMT

Today we discuss the Great American Challenge, ask what happens when Sauron loses his contact and what an eye is going to do with a ring anyway. We also touch on the Trimonkrocratops and the neverending story.

The Dark Knight - somehow even darker than before

Sat, 1 Nov 2008 14:40:00 GMT

Today we discuss Steve Irwin as Alfred, Superhero Chicks and remembering to turn off your cell phone before going to work. WOW and batman as a druggie.

Episode 1 - The suckcast menace

Mon, 13 Oct 2008 03:44:00 GMT

Today we discuss Star Wars - Episode 1. What did Leia really do with Jabba and how would Han have handled it, watching movies without pants, and what happens when Lex takes over Australia. Oh yeah, and how to make a speaker from carpet.

Lion King - silly lion, wart hogs are for eating!

Sun, 5 Oct 2008 22:14:00 GMT

Today we discuss what really would have happened when Nala found Simba, dirty uncles and what makes the elephant graveyard so dangerous. The Circle of Life? Really?

Baltimore Comic-con- special edition

Tue, 30 Sep 2008 02:50:00 GMT

We just got back from the con and thought we'd review it. Today we'll discuss the nuances of the superhero costume, the lifespan of an oompa-loompa and other craziness we encountered.

Hook - straight on till morning

Thu, 25 Sep 2008 15:19:00 GMT

Today we discuss Hook, Neverland and the ranch, fun with Tink, and how the story really came about. Whipped cream anyone?

Transformers - my finger meets your eye

Thu, 25 Sep 2008 01:55:00 GMT

Let's talk about how a bus expects to avoid a rocket by performing multiple forward roles, why Shai Go-Go-Go is a dork-dork-dork and why we want to have her babies. Oh, you know who we're talking about - don't hate. Damn you BAG!!!!!

Spidermen

Thu, 25 Sep 2008 01:49:00 GMT

Complete trilogy review, including a full discussion of why Spiderman is a better super hero than Superman when it comes to saving you from a car accident.