Today Herman reveals his recipe for the ultimate burger, we discuss the intracacies of a forced snowball, how Herman is going to get maced in the supermarket, why it's a good idea to throw pizzas at a wall and other horrible jobs.  During the second hour, we finally get to find out about The Man Guy's week, learn about the backwards bidet in the lamest town on the Chesapeake Bay, being a strict carnivore and our new PETP movement.  Won't you please join us?  NO MORE CELERY, NO MORE CELERY!!